#Rollout Daze: Of Apples and Oranges

Tell the truth, you knew this would not end well when the president compared ObamaCare to Apple, huh?

Talk about your apples and oranges! Oh good, Barack—comparing a government that hasn’t operated in the black since Calvin Coolidge to a tech leviathan whose quarterly profits could nearly underwrite Amtrak and the USPS for a year.

But let’s not quibble over details. The important thing is that the system is up and running:

Breitbart:

During her testimony before Congress Wednesday, Secretary Sebelius claimed, “The website never crashed. It is functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability.”

Just minutes before Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was set to testify on Capitol Hill, the Healthcare.gov site crashed. Spot checks verified that the State of North Carolina, Virginia, Utah, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, New York, Maryland, Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Kentucky, Minnesota, and New Hampshire are all down – which likely means the entire federal site is down. [read]

Go on there. Just go ahead, Mr. All-American capitalist pig; I double-dog dare you. It has a pretty screen you can look at, doesn’t it? It still has icons, doesn’t it? The important thing is Secretary Sebelius tried.

Anyway, the nation’s media have been sputtering for days about whether or not their Mulligan-In-Chief will fire Kathleen Sebelius. As though this president would ever admit that any decision he has made may have been a mistake.

The simple answer is no. In five-and-a-half years of serial Snafus, lies, thuggery and downright criminal misconduct, why would Barack Obama get rid of someone for mere incompetence?

In fact, it would be a viable argument to assume that the longer the president can keep Kathleen Sebelius the object of public ridicule, the better chance he has of distracting the nation from the truth; that his entire scam has imploded, well before its intended detonation date of 2017.

Where is the president today? Hint: he’s not hiding out in the Monica Lewinsky bathroom. Why, he is in Boston, extolling the virtues of the dumb RINO who got this mess started.

In further news, WaPo gave the president four Pinocchios this morning for his big honking whopper, “If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.”

He should get five just for being born.

HT Drudge,